If she let me in ima own that pussy...
YES boy! Preach baby aint nuthin like a man that knows what tha hell he doin in bed.LOORRD Im takin yall to church this morning.
Let the church say AMEN....
Now the bedroom is one place where i welcome and encourage arrogance. If u know u got dat dope dick and can turn a bitch out to the point whee she wanna stalk u then dont be afraid to say it huney. I have encountered sum characters in my dating life.fellas here is some advice if you are medicore or not to good DO NOT lemme repeat that DO NOT fake like you the best thing since sliced bread. Cuz i am one of those bitches who will tell u nigga STEP YOUR DICK GAME UP... Read a book or sumthin shyt.
Now sum of yall are BLESSED wit amazing mouth skills. Ladies u know what i mean have u eve met a nigga that make yo ass climb the walls? Head so fuckin good you be daydreaming in the middles of the dday outta nowhere. The only problem wit young niggas wit head skills is they use that to get u off then they lack in the dick game because by that point they feel like there job is dun u came now its there turn. Hmmmmmmm Baby WHO LIED TO YOU?
Okay okay i know everybody cant be a bangin ass lover but guys serously? Whats this shyt about if ur not gonna do it right DONT DO IT AT ALL theres nothing worse than a job half done.ugghhh
Then there's theyy guy who does not to well wit head but will dick you down like there is no tommorrow! Lolz now i know everyguy is not blessed with the ability to fuck you come and get hard again within 1 to 2 minutes and continue fucking ur ass royally for at least an hour or two. But damn the ones that can lemme tell you .i appreciate you♥
Ladies have u ever had a man...
1.) make you scream so loud u woke the nieghbors
2.) make u cum so many times from head u was begging him to fuck u
3.)give u such a work out u pass out wen ur one n sp for a couple days.lol
4.)meet a man that made u wet before he eventouches
5.) turned u out. Had u doin all kinds of freaky shyt u though u would do
Mmmmm well huney if u havent met a dude like this i strongley suggest you go find one.
Fellas u should think of sex like this... It's a give and take thing.you should derive pleasure from making ur woman feel good as she should u as well. NOBODY wants a stingy lover who's out to get there nut and roll. NOT COOL. No man wants to fuck a girl who lays there like a dead fish. And no woman wants to fuck a man who tells you how he gonna war that out then comes in two minutes flat. This is not a track meet hun finishng first will not get u a gold medal boo...
i noticed Black woman particularly put a stereotype on certain sexual acts...
* anal- why the fuck are u so afraid to take it?
*oral- u the first muthafucka legs cocked wide open ready but yall so quick to say u dnt suck dick... Huney if u give head say it loud and proud get ur bop on bish. i mean come on a white bitch will tell u n a minute she gets it in on da head game maybe u shuldnt be afraid to say u do 2!
*publicity-lmao nothing better than the chance of getting caught.mmmmm good times!
REMBER BABY WHAT U WONT DO ANOTHER WOMAN WILL! PLEASE UR DUDE BEFORE ANOTHER BITCH TAKE UR SPOT
Guy.... uggghh
if you eat pussy dont be afraid to say so damn yall scared wtf. some niggas be like oh i dont do that but when you get they ass in a room the mouf go down south real quick.lmao
den u got the niggas who be like yeah gurl ima eat that ass up n when you get them in a room there mouth is everywhere except ur shyt.some niggas cice the shyt to get u in there bed and leave u with unfullfiled promises and desire for there pre-concived notions that they didnt live up to. guys if your not sure you puts it down then DONT FAKE and say u the baddest. alotta bitches wont tell you that you sucked but huney I will if sumone dont tell you how will you ever know??? and the worst thing you can do is tell a gurl u gonna knock it out tha box and u pull down ur da da da duns and you got a lil toddler penis, but you standin there like she jus won a prize...NOOOOOOOO nigggggggaaa you knew ur dick was little! yo ass shulda turned off da lights and tried to jump into tha joint before she noticed ROFLMFAO.
ladies if you find a man that can beat that joint like theres no tommorrow and eat it up KEEP EM! cuz that nigga shyt right there nigga that shyt right there nigga is a rare commodity.lolz
Guys if you get a hold of a dick slayer.....keep her you know the youngin that is down for it all she can suck she can fuck, ride n slide.lol dat bitch gotta A++++ in fuckaniggaology keep her it's rare that you find a tru dick slayer you know the youngin that comes to your door ass naked in a trench coat and stilletos wit handcuff's in her hand...yeeeah nigga put a ring on it thas wifey
**disclamier** you can now tune back to your regularly scheduled program!!!!!!
MWah luv mizz mocha
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