Showing posts with label funny shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny shit. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

man vs. boy




Im a firm believer that women are just as capable of doing all the things men do. especially when it comes to breaking hearts. but today we arent gonna talk about the ladies guys this post is strictly about you...



I am noticing a trend lately of boys who want to be men. Its like an epedemic!!!! here are some clues of how to spot a want to b man...



1.) if you drive a lexus, charger, challenger or any type of sports vehicle and are still living with your parents



2.) if you dont have a job and never furthered your education yet you wonder why the job field is limited to hair nets and name tags



3.) you still expect christmas and bday gifts from your mom



4.) if yiu thik its unfair to work on holidays



5.) if you still loooking for a "ride or die"



6.)if you call all female bitches



7.) if you get mad when the "shawty" number u was trynna get walks away so u call her a hoe



8.) if you wait outsidfe the club for it to be over so u can " pull badd bitches"



9.) if you tink its okay to not want a relationship but everyone is elligable for friends with benefits



10.) If you think you can look at a gurl and tell if shes burning or not



11.) if your over the age of 21 and all of your friends are at keast 2 or 3 years younger than you



12.) if your 28 or older and still trying to club hop everyweekend



13.)if you play more than 15 hours of madden every week



14.) if you have authentic louis vittn shoes but dont have your own apartment



15.) if you go to your bestfriends wedding and rant in your speech about how single life is the shyt!





now I could go on and on but lets cut to the point. Sum of you guys not all but sum need to GROW THE FUCK UP. there is no excuse for why you are 21 doing the same dumb things you did at 16. are you serious. Its time to be grown ass men seriously learn to take responsibility for your own actions stop blaming everybody else for your personal problems. AND sex ... ughhhhh where do i start!!!!! GOD y are u fucking females raw WHYYYYYYYYYYYY omg young there are so many things being passed around its crazy like one night of pleasure can cause you a lifetime of pain baby u better wrap it up before u go deep sea divin cuz the good good lookin more kike lava now a days. u play with fire huney you get burned. thas for sure



Fellas stop lyin to these women!!!!! damn fellas you keep feedin ladies this bullshyt was really gucci? here goes yall best bull shyt lines...



1.) im just not ready for a relationship right now ive been hurt and i wanna take it slow



2.) I know we just b-u-d-d-y's but your the only one im fuckin right now



3.) dont i always keep it 100 with you?



4.) lets just be friends for right now and we will see where that goes



5.) i dont think we should label our feelings for one another lets just let it happen



Now let me tell u guys something all the females that yall consider wreckless are that way for a reason! some guy fed them this vetry same bullshyt they fell in love then realized way to late that they were nothing but a good fuck. then they become cold heartless bitches who cheat on every guy there with and walk all over men leaving some poor guy wondering what they did wrong. when guys run into this women they never wonder what guy made her this way or how she ended up llike this they just assume she's cold blodded. Guys let me tell you something the maybe a newsflash to you all but let me bold this FEMALES WILL RESPECT YOUR HONESTY SO JUST KEEP IT 100 dont lie and sell dreams cuz at the end of the day who are you really hurting? if you spend your whole life playin around and doggin females you will end up alone old and unhappy. Its okay to fall in love guys its okay to admit your lookin for mrs. right cuz what you put out into the universe you shall bring unto yourself! when are you gonna bookshelf that players card and really try to make a man out of the boy?

Thursday, September 11, 2008

sum shyt i was thinking...lol

Is there somthing about the summer that makes niggas lose there mind? SERIOUSLY i know its hot out but as soon as bitches start to get naked and where lil ass shirts niggas trip the FUCK OUT. i damn near wanna put my foot up this niggas ass, Suddenly they wanna hang out wit there niggas oh bitch but in the winter u wanna bun up n shyt... WTF yall are trippin and what is it wit niggas growin balls cuz its hot? nigga if u was ugly when it was cold a higher temperature wont change that the devil is a liar...
~~today I seen sum wild ass shyt I seen a nigga bitch!!! it was a man yes darling but he was dressed like abitch he was a ugly man to. sweetie if u gonna try to b a female please make sure u dont look like the joker n a dress its not becoming at all of anyone...smh...

~~and this maybe rude of me but who the fuck told people in wheel chairs it was okay to run over ur foot and keep going??? I understand u cant use ur legs anymore thas sad and all but bitch i want my toes!!!!!!

~~and why do 40 year olds think its okay to rock the kiesha cole u know that blonde n red shyt and a mini skirt. BITCH ur 50 stop it let it go...

~~has anyone seen these bitches walkin around lookin like they came straight outta 1982??? okay i get ti i luv fasion to yeah sum 80's influence is back BUT muthafucka if you got on that whole swish swish suit wit the flowers on it a dookie chain and sum big ass geeky glasses complete wit the leaned over reeboks... then i suggest u kill urself and start all over ur a fucking extremist and its not tha fukin serious!!!

~~ ladies I know straight legs have made a cumback but bitch if ur thighs and knees touch but ur calfs are about 4 or 5 inches a part that shyt aint for you boo boo

~~Jordan is arguably one of the best sneaker brands ever made but there are sum funny lookin ones going around. if you paid 60 dollas for yours and you dont wear a kiddie size shoe give em back... if you jumpman sign is bending over putting lotion on his knee cap u might not wanna wear em and if the tounge looks like carpet... yeah give those up babez..

~~I know sum guys wanna get into the grown n sexy look example... neyo, jay-z , snoop but honey you can not come to class in a suit jacket sum jeans sneakers and a sweater vest wtf r u 19 going on 40??

~~ if you are over 40 u have dreads and you have a bald spot CUT THEM please dont try to swing them over to cover the big ass patch missin from the middle of your scalp its not hot trust me no young gurls r gonna mistake u for weezy...

~~ if you dont have at least 4 to 6 pairs of jeans in ur closet try not to wear the same pair 3 times a week cause i will assume ur dirty and commence to fry u everytime you walk by...

~~ where are all these internet gangsters coming from?? why can u writ anonomusly in my honesty box that ima bitch or whatever but you pass me evrey day and you cant take time out of ur busy hater schedule to tell me to my face?

~~I was walking thru the city the other day and I noticed an increasing amount of sexy ass dudes with ugly ass bitches... when did beauty and the beast become the hot new trend??? some one please inform me i missed the memo...

~~ and last but not least if you go to the club with a new outfit BUY NEW SHOES dnt be fresh up top and raggedy on the bottom it matters. And if you are over 35 and someones father and grandfather ... ummm maybe you shouldnt be at the club on college night. u have just become the old creepy guy who follows jailbait around the clubjust sum thoughts LOL