Showing posts with label real shyt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label real shyt. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

man vs. boy




Im a firm believer that women are just as capable of doing all the things men do. especially when it comes to breaking hearts. but today we arent gonna talk about the ladies guys this post is strictly about you...



I am noticing a trend lately of boys who want to be men. Its like an epedemic!!!! here are some clues of how to spot a want to b man...



1.) if you drive a lexus, charger, challenger or any type of sports vehicle and are still living with your parents



2.) if you dont have a job and never furthered your education yet you wonder why the job field is limited to hair nets and name tags



3.) you still expect christmas and bday gifts from your mom



4.) if yiu thik its unfair to work on holidays



5.) if you still loooking for a "ride or die"



6.)if you call all female bitches



7.) if you get mad when the "shawty" number u was trynna get walks away so u call her a hoe



8.) if you wait outsidfe the club for it to be over so u can " pull badd bitches"



9.) if you tink its okay to not want a relationship but everyone is elligable for friends with benefits



10.) If you think you can look at a gurl and tell if shes burning or not



11.) if your over the age of 21 and all of your friends are at keast 2 or 3 years younger than you



12.) if your 28 or older and still trying to club hop everyweekend



13.)if you play more than 15 hours of madden every week



14.) if you have authentic louis vittn shoes but dont have your own apartment



15.) if you go to your bestfriends wedding and rant in your speech about how single life is the shyt!





now I could go on and on but lets cut to the point. Sum of you guys not all but sum need to GROW THE FUCK UP. there is no excuse for why you are 21 doing the same dumb things you did at 16. are you serious. Its time to be grown ass men seriously learn to take responsibility for your own actions stop blaming everybody else for your personal problems. AND sex ... ughhhhh where do i start!!!!! GOD y are u fucking females raw WHYYYYYYYYYYYY omg young there are so many things being passed around its crazy like one night of pleasure can cause you a lifetime of pain baby u better wrap it up before u go deep sea divin cuz the good good lookin more kike lava now a days. u play with fire huney you get burned. thas for sure



Fellas stop lyin to these women!!!!! damn fellas you keep feedin ladies this bullshyt was really gucci? here goes yall best bull shyt lines...



1.) im just not ready for a relationship right now ive been hurt and i wanna take it slow



2.) I know we just b-u-d-d-y's but your the only one im fuckin right now



3.) dont i always keep it 100 with you?



4.) lets just be friends for right now and we will see where that goes



5.) i dont think we should label our feelings for one another lets just let it happen



Now let me tell u guys something all the females that yall consider wreckless are that way for a reason! some guy fed them this vetry same bullshyt they fell in love then realized way to late that they were nothing but a good fuck. then they become cold heartless bitches who cheat on every guy there with and walk all over men leaving some poor guy wondering what they did wrong. when guys run into this women they never wonder what guy made her this way or how she ended up llike this they just assume she's cold blodded. Guys let me tell you something the maybe a newsflash to you all but let me bold this FEMALES WILL RESPECT YOUR HONESTY SO JUST KEEP IT 100 dont lie and sell dreams cuz at the end of the day who are you really hurting? if you spend your whole life playin around and doggin females you will end up alone old and unhappy. Its okay to fall in love guys its okay to admit your lookin for mrs. right cuz what you put out into the universe you shall bring unto yourself! when are you gonna bookshelf that players card and really try to make a man out of the boy?

Monday, January 19, 2009

amen!!!! u can say that shyt again...

mind ur fucking business!!!!

wait one more time

mind ur fucking business!!!!!!!

Lord theres nothing worse than a nosey muthafuka or a hater ... geesh does it make ur day to wake up in the a.m. and think of ways to fuck wit me? do you feel important when my name is coming out of your mouth? its strange how you dedicate notes to me via facebook and myspace just to talk shyt and yet i dnt gratify you with a particular response. well ima a lil feed up so mind it bitch! damn the phrase " hated by many envied by most" SO TRUE.. honey ima put it to you like this haters are annoying and they get old but if you dont have any then u aint doin sumthin right... PREACH

and then you have the people who offer there opinion when no one asked for the shyt. *newsflash* if i didn't ask u what u think or what u would do then just shut tha fuk up!!!! ladies i know we all have those friends who just itch to give there damn opinion in certain situations when its not welcome. Fellas I know u got that one male friend who thinks he knows EVERYTHING and just cant help but to fill u in on all the shyt he's got cramed in his little head.

there are 3 types of friends...

1.) the one that tells u what u need to hear even when u dont wanna hear it

2.) the one who tells u what u should do but sugar coats it in an attempt not to hurt your feelings

3.) the wild card that will say whatever the hell comes to mind you know the one that always says" guuuuuuuuurrrrlll i gotta knife lets roll by his house bet his car be on flats tomorrow" or in some cases the extreme one who says " bitch i got the gasoline u get a match he wont come tha fuck around no more" LOLOLOLOLOL (me)

and on rare occasion #1 or 2 is a judgmental muthafuka... they just gotta tell you how you doing shyt wrong and what you need to do but there damn situation fucked up just as much as yours is.

tell me this HOW THE FUCK CAN U FIX MY RELATIONSHIP IF YOURS IS FUCKED UP?

geesh let me school these bitches do me a favor think about what your gonna say before you open your mouth and if you have the urge to give your opinion when no one asked for it just DON'T cuz 9 times out of 10 YOU are the only person who gives a damn about what u think...

*this has been a public service announcement for hatin ass muthafuckas and nosey as bitches*

thank you we will now tune back to your regularly scheduled program.LLS