wondering...

why every ugly bitch wanna be a model?

why every huge bitch wanna wear small as shirts?

why do niggas lie about how big there shyt is?

why do bitches pile on makeup to feel better?

why do hoes always swear ther innocent? cum on bop city we all know how u get down!

why cant people wit hiv fuck other people wit hiv so they can stop spreadin that shyt to people
who dont have it?

why isnt gas 1.89?

why is a flight to japan so damn expensive?

why every bitch say there the baddest when there barely aight?

why life so difficult?

why when one thing goes wrong ten other follow right behind it?

why do niggas get dumb when the weather gets hot?

why do gurls tell there boyfriends "i love u baby" and last night they was suckin sum dude dick?

why do bitches in the club say "im married" instead of im not intrested?

why do niggas sleep with there hand on there meat? are u making sure its still there?

why do lightskin girls say there redbones ? wtf is a redbone u bitch ur bones are white!

why do people say " ur pretty for a darkskin girl"? wtf is that supposed to mean u jerk!

why do bitches say dey got dat good good when there shyt is more like okay?

why do men want women to be porn stars at home and christians in public?

why are so many women afraid to get completly naked during sex?

why do guys make that ugly ass face when there about to cum?

what makes niggas think they have the right to fuck u without a condom because ur there girl??? HELLO std's nigga.....

why are people so damn nosey?

why do niggas act like they the shyt n bed but can never find the whole? its not rocket science duh!

why do people down south sweaaarrrr they are the freshest thing that graced this earth? not in rebooks ur not!

why do new york niggas think there swag is on 1000 and everyone elses is on 25 cent?

why do africans come to the u.s. and think there better than african americans?

why do are cab drivers rude?

why do people from other countries choose not to wear deodorant??????

why do hbcu's always give u trouble wit financial aid? shyt i bet if i went to gw i wouldnt be going thru this

Why does costumer service numbers always have automated sytsems ? u just end up screaming at them cuz u say english and they say hola! bienvinidos!

why do females lie about masturbating? u know u do it1 lol

why dont all niggas take a class on how to eat a pussy 101?

why dont bitches take a class on how to fuck n suck 101? the world would be way less stressful

are you gonna have sex when ur 80?

Beat it right or not at all....

Ima filet mignon that pussy...
If she let me in ima own that pussy...

YES boy! Preach baby aint nuthin like a man that knows what tha hell he doin in bed.LOORRD Im takin yall to church this morning.
Let the church say AMEN....

Now the bedroom is one place where i welcome and encourage arrogance. If u know u got dat dope dick and can turn a bitch out to the point whee she wanna stalk u then dont be afraid to say it huney. I have encountered sum characters in my dating life.fellas here is some advice if you are medicore or not to good DO NOT lemme repeat that DO NOT fake like you the best thing since sliced bread. Cuz i am one of those bitches who will tell u nigga STEP YOUR DICK GAME UP... Read a book or sumthin shyt.
Now sum of yall are BLESSED wit amazing mouth skills. Ladies u know what i mean have u eve met a nigga that make yo ass climb the walls? Head so fuckin good you be daydreaming in the middles of the dday outta nowhere. The only problem wit young niggas wit head skills is they use that to get u off then they lack in the dick game because by that point they feel like there job is dun u came now its there turn. Hmmmmmmm Baby WHO LIED TO YOU?

Okay okay i know everybody cant be a bangin ass lover but guys serously? Whats this shyt about if ur not gonna do it right DONT DO IT AT ALL theres nothing worse than a job half done.ugghhh

Then there's theyy guy who does not to well wit head but will dick you down like there is no tommorrow! Lolz now i know everyguy is not blessed with the ability to fuck you come and get hard again within 1 to 2 minutes and continue fucking ur ass royally for at least an hour or two. But damn the ones that can lemme tell you .i appreciate you♥

Ladies have u ever had a man...
1.) make you scream so loud u woke the nieghbors
2.) make u cum so many times from head u was begging him to fuck u
3.)give u such a work out u pass out wen ur one n sp for a couple days.lol
4.)meet a man that made u wet before he eventouches
5.) turned u out. Had u doin all kinds of freaky shyt u though u would do

Mmmmm well huney if u havent met a dude like this i strongley suggest you go find one.

Fellas u should think of sex like this... It's a give and take thing.you should derive pleasure from making ur woman feel good as she should u as well. NOBODY wants a stingy lover who's out to get there nut and roll. NOT COOL. No man wants to fuck a girl who lays there like a dead fish. And no woman wants to fuck a man who tells you how he gonna war that out then comes in two minutes flat. This is not a track meet hun finishng first will not get u a gold medal boo...

i noticed Black woman particularly put a stereotype on certain sexual acts...
* anal- why the fuck are u so afraid to take it?
*oral- u the first muthafucka legs cocked wide open ready but yall so quick to say u dnt suck dick... Huney if u give head say it loud and proud get ur bop on bish. i mean come on a white bitch will tell u n a minute she gets it in on da head game maybe u shuldnt be afraid to say u do 2!
*publicity-lmao nothing better than the chance of getting caught.mmmmm good times!

REMBER BABY WHAT U WONT DO ANOTHER WOMAN WILL! PLEASE UR DUDE BEFORE ANOTHER BITCH TAKE UR SPOT

Guy.... uggghh

if you eat pussy dont be afraid to say so damn yall scared wtf. some niggas be like oh i dont do that but when you get they ass in a room the mouf go down south real quick.lmao

den u got the niggas who be like yeah gurl ima eat that ass up n when you get them in a room there mouth is everywhere except ur shyt.some niggas cice the shyt to get u in there bed and leave u with unfullfiled promises and desire for there pre-concived notions that they didnt live up to. guys if your not sure you puts it down then DONT FAKE and say u the baddest. alotta bitches wont tell you that you sucked but huney I will if sumone dont tell you how will you ever know??? and the worst thing you can do is tell a gurl u gonna knock it out tha box and u pull down ur da da da duns and you got a lil toddler penis, but you standin there like she jus won a prize...NOOOOOOOO nigggggggaaa you knew ur dick was little! yo ass shulda turned off da lights and tried to jump into tha joint before she noticed ROFLMFAO.

ladies if you find a man that can beat that joint like theres no tommorrow and eat it up KEEP EM! cuz that nigga shyt right there nigga that shyt right there nigga is a rare commodity.lolz

Guys if you get a hold of a dick slayer.....keep her you know the youngin that is down for it all she can suck she can fuck, ride n slide.lol dat bitch gotta A++++ in fuckaniggaology keep her it's rare that you find a tru dick slayer you know the youngin that comes to your door ass naked in a trench coat and stilletos wit handcuff's in her hand...yeeeah nigga put a ring on it thas wifey

**disclamier** you can now tune back to your regularly scheduled program!!!!!!

MWah luv mizz mocha

6:39 am bitchassness

People kill me wit there fuckin attitude problems they act like they the ONLY mutha fuka goin through sumthin. Then blow there situation outta proportion like its the worst thing to happen to any human being.... Wtf GET THA FUCK OVER IT

Shyt and i hate muthafukas who wake up and automatically start bitchin and complanin if ur not a morning person then just SHUT THE FUCK UP n the a.m. Till u feel u can open ur mouth and communicate like a normal person...

How bout people when people dnt feel like doin sumthin so they try to convince u to do it....MUTHAFUKA IF U DNT WANNA DO IT WTF MAKES U THINK I DO?
Pople b trippin like shyt i swear it's to damn early n tha morning to deal wit everybodys bullshyt i DNT wanna hear it so....leave me the hell alone and have a nice got damn day fuck u very much....

Never b witout tha crew

Life just wouldnt b normal iff u didnt hav those certain people around who always have a way of "spicing up the situation".
Lmao! Lets go through them shall we?

1. The best friend- either male or female this is the person who holds an arsonal of deep dark secrets all about u the person who knows and loves u that u tell everything

2. The hood joint- the friend thas ghetto ask fuck and really dnt give a damn that says whateva, is funny as shyt and down for whatever whenever( usual the one u have thos memorable outings wit)

3.)partner n crime- ur right hand man! Ur goon ur homie ur cuzo this tha muthafuka u so close to dey might as well be blood instead of a friend yall got all the drunken nights memories, wild shyt yall got each other out of and all the trouble the two of u have got n to together

4.)functional crackhead- everyone knows a crackhead..... Lmao it might b ur cuz, aunt, uncle, sister, brother or momz... Its that person who gets paid and has no bills but there broke 24 hours after being paid whenever they come around shyt always missin, they do randomly dumb shyt that no intellegent mutha fuka would do they jus pull crackhead movees on tha regular

5.) the trouble maker- the nigga das always up to no good robbin, stealin, shootin, fightin this tha homey dat jus cant get right they always din illegal shyt but they got u whenever u need somethin and they always got a get rich quick scheme

6.)the judger- the friend thas judgemental as shyt u luv hem to eath butu know its jus certain shyt u dnt tell them cuz they b lunchin fr time to time

7.) the getaway partner- tha friend thas spontaneous and does wild shyt onwim and invites u along for the ride, they make things so intresting....

Who's who in ur life?????

Now whhyyy?

Okay its 2009 did this bitch really walkin into the class wit a damn flip????? GUUURRRRLLLL dis hoe need to be smacked this is a fukin mess thas what dis shyt it...mmmm damn shame