Thursday, September 11, 2008

sum shyt i was thinking...lol

Is there somthing about the summer that makes niggas lose there mind? SERIOUSLY i know its hot out but as soon as bitches start to get naked and where lil ass shirts niggas trip the FUCK OUT. i damn near wanna put my foot up this niggas ass, Suddenly they wanna hang out wit there niggas oh bitch but in the winter u wanna bun up n shyt... WTF yall are trippin and what is it wit niggas growin balls cuz its hot? nigga if u was ugly when it was cold a higher temperature wont change that the devil is a liar...
~~today I seen sum wild ass shyt I seen a nigga bitch!!! it was a man yes darling but he was dressed like abitch he was a ugly man to. sweetie if u gonna try to b a female please make sure u dont look like the joker n a dress its not becoming at all of anyone...smh...

~~and this maybe rude of me but who the fuck told people in wheel chairs it was okay to run over ur foot and keep going??? I understand u cant use ur legs anymore thas sad and all but bitch i want my toes!!!!!!

~~and why do 40 year olds think its okay to rock the kiesha cole u know that blonde n red shyt and a mini skirt. BITCH ur 50 stop it let it go...

~~has anyone seen these bitches walkin around lookin like they came straight outta 1982??? okay i get ti i luv fasion to yeah sum 80's influence is back BUT muthafucka if you got on that whole swish swish suit wit the flowers on it a dookie chain and sum big ass geeky glasses complete wit the leaned over reeboks... then i suggest u kill urself and start all over ur a fucking extremist and its not tha fukin serious!!!

~~ ladies I know straight legs have made a cumback but bitch if ur thighs and knees touch but ur calfs are about 4 or 5 inches a part that shyt aint for you boo boo

~~Jordan is arguably one of the best sneaker brands ever made but there are sum funny lookin ones going around. if you paid 60 dollas for yours and you dont wear a kiddie size shoe give em back... if you jumpman sign is bending over putting lotion on his knee cap u might not wanna wear em and if the tounge looks like carpet... yeah give those up babez..

~~I know sum guys wanna get into the grown n sexy look example... neyo, jay-z , snoop but honey you can not come to class in a suit jacket sum jeans sneakers and a sweater vest wtf r u 19 going on 40??

~~ if you are over 40 u have dreads and you have a bald spot CUT THEM please dont try to swing them over to cover the big ass patch missin from the middle of your scalp its not hot trust me no young gurls r gonna mistake u for weezy...

~~ if you dont have at least 4 to 6 pairs of jeans in ur closet try not to wear the same pair 3 times a week cause i will assume ur dirty and commence to fry u everytime you walk by...

~~ where are all these internet gangsters coming from?? why can u writ anonomusly in my honesty box that ima bitch or whatever but you pass me evrey day and you cant take time out of ur busy hater schedule to tell me to my face?

~~I was walking thru the city the other day and I noticed an increasing amount of sexy ass dudes with ugly ass bitches... when did beauty and the beast become the hot new trend??? some one please inform me i missed the memo...

~~ and last but not least if you go to the club with a new outfit BUY NEW SHOES dnt be fresh up top and raggedy on the bottom it matters. And if you are over 35 and someones father and grandfather ... ummm maybe you shouldnt be at the club on college night. u have just become the old creepy guy who follows jailbait around the clubjust sum thoughts LOL

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

he gotta gangsta bitch

dis lil boosie joint i luv dis what a nigga got wit me...

Put ya mutha fuckin lighta's up.(put ya lighta's up)Let's roll baby, let's roll!

I gotta gangsta bitch ah kill for me.
Look.
I gotta gangsta bitch ah kill for me.
Wen I was broke she use to steal for me... yea
She like my pill wen it's kickin in.
She go hard.Yeah... yeahShe go hard.

She eat that dick.Uh
Before she eat it she go clean that dick.
I gotta clean bad bitch.
Steal for me like jackie-o,
Thug like remy,
Keep that heny with the coke up in it.
She push the range with her stunna shades.
From the hood so she love ta blaze... that purp.
Tattoo's on her thighs wen she rock that skirt.
Every nigga in the club tryna get that chirp.
Use to sneak me thru the window back high skool.
So wen I fuck herI don't use no rubberMe in her gutta gutta.
She steal with her nigga,
Slang that steel 4 her nigga,
Pop them pills with her nigga,
Gotta a grill like her nigga,
Sit...Soakin wet 10 minutes fo I even touch her.
I ain't gon lye
Tell my niggas
Fuck it I love her.
From the bed to the dresser
.Nah huhFrom the struggle to the better times.

I gotta gangtsa bitch ah kill for me.
Wen I wus broke she use to steal for me... yea
She like my pill wen it's kickin in.
She go hard!Yeah... she go hard!
Gangsta bitches put yo hands up.
You go hard!
Gangsta bitches put yo hands up.
You go hard!
Gangsta bitches put yo hands up.
You go hard!
She eat that dick
.I gotta clean bad bitch.
AhLike the way you feel.
Like the way that makeup make you look puerto rican.
With yo sexy ass.
Put sum gucci on yo bootyLet you hit the club.
Let you rock my bracelet.
Have them hoes hatin.
What! you won't use the whip?(shit)I ain't gon even trip.
Bitch I'm so gangsta you ain't even got no curfew.
But I'm a hurt youIf you don't have my grits and eggs.
And fo nigga leave the house I gotta get sum head.
Respect a nigga wen I grind.She my own war.
Hoes own the war.YeahHoes own the war,T
aken trips across sea's It's time to get away.
Look like I ain't cumin home for a couple days.
It's sumthin bout her ways.
Sumthin bout her love for me
Made her stay solid wen 'em people ran off in my place.
She make that pussy bite that dick. She a fool with it.
Her nerves bad she mite even smoke a cool with me.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Wild ghetto shyt

this is um hood shyt the hood shyt u only see in southeast. Im n da fuckin chinese restraunt. i hear sumone gigglin so i turn to my right and see these two mutha fukas. I realized while i was ordering my orange chicken and peach soda im standin in there fucking living room. The nast and ty shyt that blew my mind was the big ass bag of pads on the table. okay note to the wise.... period and food is a nasty ass combonation. I was in awe cause how the fuk did mai ling and kim su not say shyt to them and let them live in the motherfuka??? are these dusty bitches payin rent or sumthin !!! wtf ... only in dc man

Taxi cab confessions

when it all falls down

So what do you do when your perfect world starts to crumble??? i think everyone reaches that point in life when they stop and ask themselves where the fuck is my life going? I have officially reached that point.... If you would have asked me two years ago what i'd be doing right now... i'd tell you i'd be in my junior year at morgan state pledging delta or at howard university pledging delta and be the happiest bitch u know... negative it just so happens im at strayer and it sucks ass... no sororities... noone my age... no fun no anything but old people and boring ass professors!!!!!!!!!!! THIS SUCKS ASS.... my life is currently nothing that i thought it would be and i dont enjoy this. I thought well i can move to another state go down to atl or north carolina the schools down there are on point. but nope that never happend I feel in love wit a city nigga and here i am still n the city... I cant go to newyork la or atl because my heart wont let me leave him and i know he cant go. so what happens when the plan you had fails then your back up plan does to? you make a new plan right... okay i want to open my won store but thanks to that dickface bush!!!!! were in a reccession who n there right fucking mind would open a store during a reccession? so its like this ive learned somthing from all of this, and it is ...
" you can't plan life" no matter what you do there will always be sum trial or tribulation that comes along some obstacle tha blocks the road as soon as u get your car started. So its like this i've choosen NO MORE PLANS im gonna do whatever the hell i want whenever the hell i want just because i can and tommorrows not promised so if i dnt do it today i may never have a chance to...