Baby he's just a friend... Who's this dude???★lolz

Well its been a while.... Finals been goin on but im back like cook'd crack bitches whas good???? LOLZAIGHT... Heres the new topic! *paranoid niggas*Fellas please tell me wtf do u get outta goin thru ur girls phone and textin niggas n it???? If ur over 18 and out of high school then what the hell is the deal? Being parinoid will not get u anywhere. No female wants a man who is insecure... And YES being paranoid makes u insecure! If you cant trust that she not fuckin wit otha niggas then u dnt need to b wit her. And ladies if u cant leave ur phone n the room without coming back n seeing a text from sumone cussin u out sayin fuk u das was up then u dnt need to be wit his ass. We are to fuckin grown to be going thru this

★*fellas*★

*If u cuss ur girl out everytime she go to the club find u a bitch that stays at home!
* if u get mad when texts or im's come in her cell find a bitch thats a loser witout friends who can dedicate every wakin moment to u

♥*ladies*♥

*if u have to keeep changin ur security code cuz his top secret ass keep figurin out n readin ur shyt find a dumb fuck who cnt work phones
*If you have to argue everytime a dude look @ u to long find a nigga better lookin than u.lolz

Heres the clue darling's.... NO MORE PARANOID AND INSECURE MUTHAFUKAS...its bout to be 2009 step ur shyt up and grow up lets b adults babies ... Until next time MWAHHHHH

pain

hello darlings!!!! today's topic is pain... I know we have all been hurt in some way by someone in our lifetime. Today i was thinking why is it that the ones u love the most seem to dissapoint you??? family is suppose to be the peopl who care for you more than anyone else yet lately i've been running in to people who's family are the ones fuking them over wether they realize it or not... man what do you do when they people who should have your back no matter what are the one's stabbing you in it???

and who ever said love dont love nobody was a smart muthafuka man. why is it that you can love a man till u literally have nothing left in u and yet still they wont be satisfied. I've loved a man before who i did anything for. He was my first in so many things i treated him like the most important person in my life. whatever he waas going through i was there no matter how bad the situation yet i am the one he didnt give a fuck a about. He was so busy being all about his friends he forgot about the bitch he left at home... I vowed never again. see when u think u love someone you tolerate things that you usually wouldnt, u say and do things u may not like just to get the person u love to love you as much as u luv them. I learned sometimes its better to just give up and let go... shyt fuk kiesha cole say " if he dont wanna love you he aint gonna..." ain tthat the truth theres nothing you can say or do to change him so don twaste your time..

pain comes in many ways besides the physical how do we cop with th ebullshyt life throws and still keep an optomistic outlook on things????

Silky suits and gator boots

Freaky cartoons and little minds

Okay today i was whatchin some throwback cartoons right n i laughed cause i started to realize dat them joints had underlying meaning. ..

Woody wood pecker-1st of all this nigga look like he on crack but he walks around all day sticking his face in holes... Now what does this remind u of???

Hey arnold-helga g patacky. This bitch is a stalker! Y the fuck does she punch arnold n his big ass hed but as soon as he turns away this bitch pulls a picture of him out of her flat little adolescent chest and stares n kisses it. Y r u teaching girls to stalk guys so young? Isint this bitch n 7th grade i didnt start stalkin niggas till high school

Popeye-okay this muthafuke is teachin us crack maybe wack but weed sure aint. U know damn well that aint no spinach n that pipe... This nigga has to be high. Olivoil dont want him she carrys him all the time and her linebacker lookin homie- lover -buddy -friend beats dis dude face every time he come around he gotta be high to keep trynna beat dat boney joint when she clearly aint havin it

Ren and stimpy- nickolodeon OMG a chiwawa and a hamster on meth... The hamsters dumb as shyt like real dumb and the dog is always fried.

Aladin- okay y is disney teaching kids that its okay to talk to imaginary things that dont exist HELLO GENIE... And when does the nigga from the hood actually get the bad bitch that happens to b filthy fukin rich?

Codename kids- this show is for head cases its entertaining but however why are all the main characters bipolar? These little fukers are kids one day and secret agents the next yet they dnt realize that there just kids... Mmmhhhh take ur pills baby

Man i just thought id share this with you baiscally children whatched thi shave grown up to become freaky stalking bipoolar weed and crack heads with high hopes of getting with people who dont want us

Good morning baby<!!!!!!!! Luv u lots

Im whatching the debate right and im realizing that palin and mcCain have alot of adjectives and statements without fact or meaning. The bull shit there selling im not buying.... Im mean come on is this bitch serious???? "mcCain know's how to win war's" well bitch send that dumb fuck over there so the shyt can finally be over. Is this bitch palin serious wit her soccer mom bullshit? *im a mom blah blah blah im from alaska my daughters a whore so i lie n say shes getting married soo it looks like her teen pregnanccy doesnt matter* BITCH R U SERIOUS? Damn i mean its obvious this shyt is really stupid. We suppose to be over there to help give democracy to iraq yet instead we are in a 700 billion debt. And are now entering a depression. WOW its obvious we need to vote for barack!!!! McCain supported the war. Look what this war has gotten us. We bout to be livin like a 3rd world country in a minute man this shyt is ridiculous

CONTRADICTING LOVE

we was suppose to have a happily ever after but you lied
you told me you love me then you took it back
you asked me 2 marry u then was like " i never said that"
you kissed me sweetly then pushed me away
you told me you hated me then asked me to stay
once you got what you want you told me to go
gave me a cold look and said love doesnt live here anymore
you expressed how you werent a one woman man and how any future
wit me and you wasnt in gods plan
i believed every lie you feed me and every bullshit excuse
i listened to your arsenic laced words knowing you were poision
but just like eve couldnt resist the serpant i just couldnt leave well enough alone
day after day my trust died
my honor died
my loyalty died
my love died
i died
all because of you and you still dont see the pain you caused
or the scars you left behind
got me second guessin every nigga that comes in my life
and i cant run to tha preacher cause he doesnt feel my pain
I cant run to my mother she doesnt understand
i cant run to my friends they just shake their heads
truth is some days i feel so alone i think i'd be better off dead
i try to get reality through my head
i wont let him love me cause you did me wrong
my mind thinks im the victim and my body plays along
i know its time to move on so i had to say my last good byes
no more tears for you your not worth them
no more hugs for you
no more kisses for you
no more me.... for you
you dont deserve it...
im done with all the bullshyt

Passion for fashion

My life this is what i do !!!!

Everything and nothing

"Neva give a nigga more than he think he's worth, cause if u aint about shyt how can u expect anything?"

I heard this quote from my favorite porn star pinky. Now thas a bad bitch but thas a whole notha note so anyway... Thia quotebreally caught my attention it made me think about the shyt people do mostly niggas. If a man doesnt do anything with his life(example) doesnt WORK or go to school and doesnt try to better himself does he have any self worth?
Everyone has things they could change about themselves in order to be better but if a person doesnt want to better themselves wether its with education, personality, looks whatever the case may be does that mean there not worth anything in their mind?
I have this annoying habit of seeing the best in people sometimes shyt they dny eveb see n themselves. Its fuked up cause i see there potenial and i feel its so neccessary to help them see it that at times i dnt realize they dnt give a fuk. Shyt just ask my dumb ass ex. I noticed alot of women do that. This is what i have to say to you..." bitch if he dont have a job, dont want one, ask u for money all day and is okay with that, reads at a 3rd grade level and cant stop starin at other bitches but claims he loves you. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WORTH?"
SHYT thas right drop that ass n chuck dat sorry nigga a duece. Stop holdin on to muthafukas who have no self worth. That applies to ur friends as well... If ur home gurl is always broke so she cant go habg out wit u unless ur payin, only dates "ballers", has every designer purse but an empty wallet, no job, depends on niggas to get her everyday neccesaties and whores around town. Leave that hoe be. You need friends who up lift u and help u be a better person. You need posotive role models n friends so that they can help u raise ur self worth not teach u how to bring it down.
You dnt need people who aint about shyt around u. So after readin this i suggest u evaluate ur friends, ur dude even your family and ask your self " what is this person worth? and are they a posotive force n my life or a negative?" after u firgure it out handle ur B.I. And get ur muthafuka life on shawty

Male pattern baldness

Lets talk about men and there habits. Just like the enevitablness that is male pattern baldness there r the mistakes every man makes. Men assume women want everything therefore they say we want to much then when we say we want the opposite of what they think they tell us we dont know what we want.WOW fellas heres a newsflash**disclaimer** the following sentence is not for little girls..."women want- a man who is loving,caring,honest,respectful,financially stable,intelligent, responsible and can fuck the hell outta u after eating ur pussy" thats what women want hun thas simple if ur dick game is bad step ya mouth game up.it aint hard read a book bitch.

fashion gone real wrong

I am a fashion fanatic and i love music but someone please tell wtf is that on the left??? what kinda stylist gone wrong shyt is this??? jimi hendryx's daughter WOW ... she needs to go back a couple of decades before daring to attempt this shyt again.. the weave, the fur, the belt this shyt is TERRIBLE....

sum shyt i was thinking...lol

Is there somthing about the summer that makes niggas lose there mind? SERIOUSLY i know its hot out but as soon as bitches start to get naked and where lil ass shirts niggas trip the FUCK OUT. i damn near wanna put my foot up this niggas ass, Suddenly they wanna hang out wit there niggas oh bitch but in the winter u wanna bun up n shyt... WTF yall are trippin and what is it wit niggas growin balls cuz its hot? nigga if u was ugly when it was cold a higher temperature wont change that the devil is a liar...
~~today I seen sum wild ass shyt I seen a nigga bitch!!! it was a man yes darling but he was dressed like abitch he was a ugly man to. sweetie if u gonna try to b a female please make sure u dont look like the joker n a dress its not becoming at all of anyone...smh...

~~and this maybe rude of me but who the fuck told people in wheel chairs it was okay to run over ur foot and keep going??? I understand u cant use ur legs anymore thas sad and all but bitch i want my toes!!!!!!

~~and why do 40 year olds think its okay to rock the kiesha cole u know that blonde n red shyt and a mini skirt. BITCH ur 50 stop it let it go...

~~has anyone seen these bitches walkin around lookin like they came straight outta 1982??? okay i get ti i luv fasion to yeah sum 80's influence is back BUT muthafucka if you got on that whole swish swish suit wit the flowers on it a dookie chain and sum big ass geeky glasses complete wit the leaned over reeboks... then i suggest u kill urself and start all over ur a fucking extremist and its not tha fukin serious!!!

~~ ladies I know straight legs have made a cumback but bitch if ur thighs and knees touch but ur calfs are about 4 or 5 inches a part that shyt aint for you boo boo

~~Jordan is arguably one of the best sneaker brands ever made but there are sum funny lookin ones going around. if you paid 60 dollas for yours and you dont wear a kiddie size shoe give em back... if you jumpman sign is bending over putting lotion on his knee cap u might not wanna wear em and if the tounge looks like carpet... yeah give those up babez..

~~I know sum guys wanna get into the grown n sexy look example... neyo, jay-z , snoop but honey you can not come to class in a suit jacket sum jeans sneakers and a sweater vest wtf r u 19 going on 40??

~~ if you are over 40 u have dreads and you have a bald spot CUT THEM please dont try to swing them over to cover the big ass patch missin from the middle of your scalp its not hot trust me no young gurls r gonna mistake u for weezy...

~~ if you dont have at least 4 to 6 pairs of jeans in ur closet try not to wear the same pair 3 times a week cause i will assume ur dirty and commence to fry u everytime you walk by...

~~ where are all these internet gangsters coming from?? why can u writ anonomusly in my honesty box that ima bitch or whatever but you pass me evrey day and you cant take time out of ur busy hater schedule to tell me to my face?

~~I was walking thru the city the other day and I noticed an increasing amount of sexy ass dudes with ugly ass bitches... when did beauty and the beast become the hot new trend??? some one please inform me i missed the memo...

~~ and last but not least if you go to the club with a new outfit BUY NEW SHOES dnt be fresh up top and raggedy on the bottom it matters. And if you are over 35 and someones father and grandfather ... ummm maybe you shouldnt be at the club on college night. u have just become the old creepy guy who follows jailbait around the clubjust sum thoughts LOL

he gotta gangsta bitch

dis lil boosie joint i luv dis what a nigga got wit me...

Put ya mutha fuckin lighta's up.(put ya lighta's up)Let's roll baby, let's roll!

I gotta gangsta bitch ah kill for me.
Look.
I gotta gangsta bitch ah kill for me.
Wen I was broke she use to steal for me... yea
She like my pill wen it's kickin in.
She go hard.Yeah... yeahShe go hard.

She eat that dick.Uh
Before she eat it she go clean that dick.
I gotta clean bad bitch.
Steal for me like jackie-o,
Thug like remy,
Keep that heny with the coke up in it.
She push the range with her stunna shades.
From the hood so she love ta blaze... that purp.
Tattoo's on her thighs wen she rock that skirt.
Every nigga in the club tryna get that chirp.
Use to sneak me thru the window back high skool.
So wen I fuck herI don't use no rubberMe in her gutta gutta.
She steal with her nigga,
Slang that steel 4 her nigga,
Pop them pills with her nigga,
Gotta a grill like her nigga,
Sit...Soakin wet 10 minutes fo I even touch her.
I ain't gon lye
Tell my niggas
Fuck it I love her.
From the bed to the dresser
.Nah huhFrom the struggle to the better times.

I gotta gangtsa bitch ah kill for me.
Wen I wus broke she use to steal for me... yea
She like my pill wen it's kickin in.
She go hard!Yeah... she go hard!
Gangsta bitches put yo hands up.
You go hard!
Gangsta bitches put yo hands up.
You go hard!
Gangsta bitches put yo hands up.
You go hard!
She eat that dick
.I gotta clean bad bitch.
AhLike the way you feel.
Like the way that makeup make you look puerto rican.
With yo sexy ass.
Put sum gucci on yo bootyLet you hit the club.
Let you rock my bracelet.
Have them hoes hatin.
What! you won't use the whip?(shit)I ain't gon even trip.
Bitch I'm so gangsta you ain't even got no curfew.
But I'm a hurt youIf you don't have my grits and eggs.
And fo nigga leave the house I gotta get sum head.
Respect a nigga wen I grind.She my own war.
Hoes own the war.YeahHoes own the war,T
aken trips across sea's It's time to get away.
Look like I ain't cumin home for a couple days.
It's sumthin bout her ways.
Sumthin bout her love for me
Made her stay solid wen 'em people ran off in my place.
She make that pussy bite that dick. She a fool with it.
Her nerves bad she mite even smoke a cool with me.

Wild ghetto shyt

this is um hood shyt the hood shyt u only see in southeast. Im n da fuckin chinese restraunt. i hear sumone gigglin so i turn to my right and see these two mutha fukas. I realized while i was ordering my orange chicken and peach soda im standin in there fucking living room. The nast and ty shyt that blew my mind was the big ass bag of pads on the table. okay note to the wise.... period and food is a nasty ass combonation. I was in awe cause how the fuk did mai ling and kim su not say shyt to them and let them live in the motherfuka??? are these dusty bitches payin rent or sumthin !!! wtf ... only in dc man

Taxi cab confessions

when it all falls down

So what do you do when your perfect world starts to crumble??? i think everyone reaches that point in life when they stop and ask themselves where the fuck is my life going? I have officially reached that point.... If you would have asked me two years ago what i'd be doing right now... i'd tell you i'd be in my junior year at morgan state pledging delta or at howard university pledging delta and be the happiest bitch u know... negative it just so happens im at strayer and it sucks ass... no sororities... noone my age... no fun no anything but old people and boring ass professors!!!!!!!!!!! THIS SUCKS ASS.... my life is currently nothing that i thought it would be and i dont enjoy this. I thought well i can move to another state go down to atl or north carolina the schools down there are on point. but nope that never happend I feel in love wit a city nigga and here i am still n the city... I cant go to newyork la or atl because my heart wont let me leave him and i know he cant go. so what happens when the plan you had fails then your back up plan does to? you make a new plan right... okay i want to open my won store but thanks to that dickface bush!!!!! were in a reccession who n there right fucking mind would open a store during a reccession? so its like this ive learned somthing from all of this, and it is ...
" you can't plan life" no matter what you do there will always be sum trial or tribulation that comes along some obstacle tha blocks the road as soon as u get your car started. So its like this i've choosen NO MORE PLANS im gonna do whatever the hell i want whenever the hell i want just because i can and tommorrows not promised so if i dnt do it today i may never have a chance to...

Wtf

Tonight was mad fun i went to crossroads. Dat joint was live no bull, but i seen sum wild ass shyt n tha club tonight. One bitch came n dat joint wit sum holey yellow stocking and a dingy ass shirt wit sum pointy sneakers...WHY???? n tha hell man da oter bitch went gangsta she had on sum boyshorts under fishnet stockings and a damn tshirt. What do bitches be thinkin man? Den it was a transvesite lookin bitch wit stretch marks on its back. How the fuck do stretch marks get on ur back? Once again WILD SHYT

Nosey muthafukas...

Nuthin pisses me off more than nosey ass people who think they know about ur shyt. Dear: nosey muthafuckas mind ur own shyt... P.s. Fuck off .man if i dnt personally walk up to ur black ass n tell u all my business then keep my name out ur mouth. Point blank end of conversation

How to keep ur nigga...

Tha other day a friend asked me if she could keep her man just doing missionary position... Bitch what i should pimp smack ur ass. Man i havent meet a nigga yet who dnt appreciate the spice of life n wants variety. Bitch try sumthin new suck a nigga dick or sumthin.lol. There are all different kinds of sexually liberated people... U got the beginers who jus want missionary n occasional head but theres a world of other shyt.s n m i like a lil choke myself but nuthin to serious but hey if u like nipple clips n whips do u babe. There are exhibitionist who wanna fuk n e and everywhere jus because. Fetish freaks who got a thing for objects. Then theres tha freaky deaky people. These people get it poppin. Im talkin bout 69, menage trios, salads tossed anal luvin vibrating butt plugs, ben wa balls,handcuffs, blind folds, down for anything that gets me off peopl. And lastly tha fukin on anotha level people... Now there wild gang bangs trains n all kinda things strange for no change.LOL two n one hole wild shyt goes down wit these ones. **disclaimer** im not encouraging anyone too do anything they dnt wanna do. And im certainly not encouraging whores. Sex can be amazing wit the right person NOT ANYONE. Now gurly heres ur answer. Your nigga may not leave u but he would undoubtly like sumthin new.gurl try flippin over n throwin that shyt bak u never know u might b a closet freak so embrace your inner mistress n get a lil freak n u bitch.

8/18/08

My blog is gonna be full of shyt some people may find me rude while others find the identify with my thoughts... either way u like it or you dont ima still say wtf I want... this is the start of a beautiful relationship!!!!